Geissler Tubes

“GHQ on the line, Sir. G2 wireless”. It was my boss who had been lying low recently.

“Morning Lofty, I have a job for you.  I want you to value some electrical gear which Dr. John Ball loft. I suppose you know who he was?”

I thought rapidly. “Probably better than you do. In his youth a very useful Astronomer; later Head of the Survey of Egypt for about 25 years. Took part with Bagnold on the early tests of Wireless in the desert. Also wrote books on Egypt, which I have. I always reckon that the No. 9 set was based on his data. Still a good set if you apply our modifications to abate its greed. I was talking to young Zaki up Pyramid’s Road the other day. He told mc that Ir. Bail was a very keen Radio Amateur in those parts and, please when is he going to get his rig back from the British?

I got no further. “Shut up and listen. Firstly I told you to keep away from Ztaki; he is a Security Risk. You’ll get picked up by the Gestapo if you keep seeing him. Next, my Head Clerk will bring the electrical gear out in the morning. I’ll come along P.M. and have a word about it”.

“Tesharra ftena — you honour us”.

“Good God, what are these things?”; There was a splendid display of twisted tubes and bulbs of many glorious colours with the steady humming of a Ruhmkorf Coil. “The tubes of Dr. Geisler, a late Victorian entertainment. The glass has various doses of suitable elements in it and it fluoresces appropriate colours due to the discharge in low pressure gases. I expect he kept them to amuse the children. They are the best I have seen and a collector might give £50 for the lot!”

The G2 mused awhile. “Listen Lofty, Dr. Ball left a widow and a Bank balance of about £10, Due to his great work on the maps of the Desert and in particular his invention of the “Going” map, the high Command wish to pay his widow a substantial sum. This has gone right to the top in the UK but it must be kept quiet. You will take these items on charge for £10,000 and pass the necessary papers so that Dr. Ball’s widow can be paid. Hide them round the valve pumping gear if you like”.

I can truly say that never before had I seen such a generous act from the Military and the  Government, in general. It deserved the utmost support, but I could still get a bit of fun
out of it.

“Nice mess I shall be it when someone in ten years time starts to check our Accounts. Very like the trouble those insulators yours caused. Anyway, I still have the powers of write-off of Divisional General, so I shall clean up the transaction that way”.

“Good God that should have been cancelled years ago”. I laughed. “Not it, they burnt all their copies in the great flap of Ash Monday, or whatever day it was, when our old mate Rommel was expected hourly. I keep it locked up and, only use it when essential”.

He wagged his sinful head and departed. And thus it all happened.
And thou Achyta. who in thy mind didst overrun the whirling firmament
Who named the numberless stars of the heavens
Lies imprisoned in a. narrow sepulchre – a scanty handful of dust on a foreign shore,
For thou wast mortal..

Eric Vast (M1CYF) March 1983.

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