My twenty years with computers – Part 1 – by Jakey G3JKY

Around 1984, XYL Joyce and #2 stepson, Chris, bought me a Commodore 64. I hooked it up to an old Ferguson black and white portable TV and tuned in the signal. Next I opened the handbook and started off by typing in one of the simple programs given as examples.

I told Joyce what was going to happen, as she was quite interested in this new toy. When I typed “RUN,” the screen was supposed to show a ‘ball’ bouncing from one side to the other. I probably expected too much at this stage as in my experience a ball will not travel horizontally in mid-air for long. However, this one not only travelled in a straight line, it seemed to have the power of multiplication. Every time it hit an edge of the screen, it left behind an offspring. After several trips back and forth, the screen was full of them! I don’t think I’ve ever heard Joyce laugh so much!

After several other disappointments, when I tried to show off my keyboard skills, I thought it best to wade through the list of “Errata” and correct the handbook where necessary.

What followed is best described by copying a letter I sent to the Managing Director of Commodore. Incidentally, I share his surname (but not his income!)

I purposely wrote in very short phrases. (I got this idea from ‘Mad Magazine.)

Dear Sir,
I received a C64 as a birthday present.
It came with a User Manual.
And an Errata sheet.
The text in the Errata does not correspond with the manual.
For instance, page 45 refers to ‘input.’
Page 45 in the Manual is nearly all blank.
It is a chapter heading.
I wrote to Commodore about this.
And pointed out an error on page 18.
I received another copy of the same Errata.
I said my book is dated 1984.
Can you guess what happened next?
Of course you can!
My third Errata sheet is the same as the other two.
Perhaps there is no Errata sheet for my Manual.
Does anyone know?
The suppliers, (Dixons) were no help.
I am not impressed.
I am fed up.
I ask myself if I am wasting my time.
Next year I shall ask for a pair of socks.
Yours sincerely,…..

It worked! At last I received the corrections for my User Manual!

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Jakey – (G3JKY). From VS August 2006.

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